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Username:scottyboy, 35 years
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I play mostly:Yatzy - played 7664 times
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Received GB entry from viviancherry
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Tournaments won Players Opponent
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Yatzy
8hugs
Triple Yatzy
8dan and luke
Painted Yatzy
8omg3girls

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Yatzy2914 / 4574461
Backgammon786 / 178195
Ludo1120 / 13800

Profile for scottyboy


Smart Blonde

>> A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said,
> 'want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running
> boards".
>>
>> The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went To the
> kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat
> Tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards. What does he
> think this place is, an auto parts store?'
>>
>> 'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of
> headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of
> Crisp bacon.
>>
>> 'Oh, OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
> spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the Customer.
>>
>> The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie? '
>>
>> She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
> headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!'
>>
>> FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!
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