Me? Just a lazy old man with nothin' better to do than rag on my grandkids, yell at the dog, and stay the hell outta my wifes way. Only it don't work. The grandkids laugh at my bark, the dog just lays there and wags his tail, and the old woman whacks me just for the helluvit.
The photo is a studio shot of me and my beloved - better known as Mamajo here in OB.